Homophonicish Random Writing

Early one morning, a bunny left his burrow.
He quickly became lost, but was rescued by a burro.
They fell in love, but couldn't get a license at the marriage bureau.
So instead they got an apartment over in another borough.
They had trouble making payments, so they had to borrow...
...then they tried to stiff the loan shark, so he carried them off in a barrow.

Makes a charming little children's story, doesn't it? This is just my brain, playing around with words.